A Sugar-Free-Cube

August 15, 2008

Wrong On So Many Levels

Filed under: Random Rant — Jessica Hickok @ 12:55 pm

I should add this to my Snapped list. This is just as bad and drives me just as crazy as Krispy Kreme supporting the American Diabetes Association’s walk here in Springfield, MO.

Make no sense and is wrong on so many levels.

August 14, 2008

Snapped

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jessica Hickok @ 7:47 pm

I get sucked into that show “Snapped” on the Oxygen Network.  Don’t ask, it’s not one that I want to explain.  So as I sit here watching Snapped reruns, I have got to thinking about what makes me snap.  Understand that when I snap, I just yell, scream, cry and cuss (and blog).  I don’t typically think of grabbing a gun.  And after some time passes, I usually get over it.  But nonetheless, I believe the title “Snapped” is a better blog post title than something like “My List of Pet Peeves” or “List of Annoying Things”.  Whatever…

  1. Tenants. But that’s a whole different blog.
  2. Phones ringing non-stop.
  3. Being interrupted.
  4. Spitting.
  5. Excessive heat over 91 degrees and lots of humidity.
  6. Getting splashed in the face at the lake or pool.
  7. Internet pop-ups.
  8. When people ask “what’s your sugar at?” incessantly.
  9. When someone ends their question with a preposition. “What’s Your Sugar At?”
  10. Being lied to.
  11. Baby talk and fake crying.
  12. The sound of fingernails being clipped.
  13. Juvenile Diabetes.
  14. When a drive-thru gives me regular Coke instead of Diet Coke.
  15. Drivers who think that they need to swerve to the right while making a left turn…you know the ones that need 2 lanes to turn.
  16. People who talk too much about nothing. Or people who talk in circles.
  17. Fleas.
  18. Ppl type in IM chat all the time. IDK why it bothers me, but ur prolly ROFL at the fact that I’m trying to make a point IMHO, while LMAO. Watev.
  19. Windows XP, Vista, and anything PC related. * MacSnob *
  20. My messy office.
  21. Balloons.
  22. When my cell phone locks up.
  23. When the bartender doesn’t make my drink strong enough.
  24. Boring Twitter updates from other people.
  25. Did I mention the month of August? I hate August.

August 10, 2008

Paid Blogging…Does It Pay Off?

Filed under: Web 2.0 Consulting Services — Tags: , , , — Jessica Hickok @ 8:35 am

I have a good friend that is re-embarking on the “paid blogging” world to get some extra cash because gas prices are still thru the roof.  I feel his pain, and not just on gas prices.  Money is tight here too.  Granted, annoying links inserted into blog posts and ridiculous product reviews are a sucky way to bring in revenue and infiltrate an extraordinarily witty blog, but I actually admire him for doing it.  I admire the fact that instead of bitching about the economy, he’s actually making some extra cash while bitching about it on his blog and continuing to do what he loves. Writing.

But, is it possible to make money quickly by just posting a few ads on your blog?  Now he’s lucky because the traffic to his blog is steady and good.  It’s not that easy because blogging takes time and establishing a good, well-read blog takes even more time.  So I’ve done some research and found some more ways to make some extra cash online.

Here are some other ways to make some extra cash all by doing what you love:

  1. Big Stock Photo.  For all you photography nuts that take good pictures and have a steady hand with Photoshop, this is the site for you.  Take some breathtaking photos, create and account, follow the strict rules and before you know it, people will be downloading your photograph and you’re getting paid per download.
  2. eJury.  I’ve actually been part of this one.  Create an account and enter which county you live in.  Attorneys in your county submit their case and are looking for your opinion.  Read the case and answer their questions.  They are real cases and you are paid a nominal fee for your “verdict”.  It involves a lot of reading, but a case usually takes you approximately 30-45 minutes to complete.  But you can look at it as catching up on the gossip in your county.
  3. eBay.  Duh.  We’ve all been here.  Just clean out your crap and sell it.  Remember that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
  4. Linkshare.  Linkshare has worked well for us because if you massage it right, you can make some quick cash by using their “private offers” that are sent to your e-mail and promoting those specific ones.  The thing I don’t like about Linkshare, is it takes time.  You have to place the ads right and really promote them.  But nonetheless, we have made money off of it.
  5. The same as above with Amazon Affiliates.  This affiliate program works nicely in the ways of posting widgets and such on your web site, but I don’t ever seem to make any money off of it.  Again, it’s because I’m not placing them in the right places or promoting it because I just don’t seem to have the time.  Linkshare has worked a little bit better for me.
  6. CafePress.  Designer people love this kind of site.  Create your design and place it on a t-shirt, mug, photo frame, you name it.  Then internet surfers that are looking for quirky, clever and witty gift ideas and they can download your design and you get paid. Nice.
  7. Lulu.  This is a good site for writers who are looking to get their work published.  I’m currently using it for my eBook.  It’s not done, and certainly not published yet.  But once it is completed, I will use Lulu to take care of the formatting, publishing and downloading stats.  Not just the stats, they keep track of the actual downloading and payment procedures.  Then they will send a check for your work.
  8. eLance.  Seems like everything starts with the proverbial “e” to make it sound techy.  eLance has been around for quite sometime.  And it pays well if you are a programmer, coder, or some other web geek that can write code for people.  But it also pays well for designers and art people that can create flyers, brochures and other promotional marketing items.  Be a virtual assistant.  Or hire one from this site.
  9. Ether.  This is good if you’d rather talk on the phone than be on the computer.  Hey…some people are just better on the phone says the former telemarketing girl.  Basically, you set your price and people call the number (that you’ve set up) and ask you for your advice.  No this isn’t phone sex.  It’s life coaching on the phone.  Personally, I wouldn’t pay for it, because I’d probably end up with some lowlife.  However, if someone was lonely and wanted to pay me for my advice on what to do with their life, I’d do it.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.  I haven’t done this one, nor do I plan to, but it falls into my research for making extra cash.  Besides that, some people reading this post are good at making up crap and statistics.  And you know who you are.
  10. Software Judge.  I haven’t used this, but I might try it out.  Basically you give your opinion on software.  Software junkies like me love this kind of crap.  Download some wannabe’s stuff and tell them how it works (or not).  And then get paid for it.

So, I’m not sure if it’s worth it or not.  But again, desperate times call for desperate measures.  And it sure beats getting a second job and McDonald’s.  So I admire my friend for embracing paid blogging.  Let me know how it works out for you and if it’s worth the time you put into it.

August 1, 2008

Beware The Ides of August

Filed under: Personal, Random Rant — Jessica Hickok @ 8:03 am

I’m not sure what it is about the month of August.  We all have our “superstitions” and maybe this is one of mine.  But I hate the month of August.  Maybe it’s the unbearable heat and humidity.  Maybe it’s because there is no holiday in this month to celebrate.  I’m not sure what it is and I’m also sure that it probably all just boils back down to the heat and humidity, but it seems like something weird always happens in the month of August.  I’ll keep you posted.

July 18, 2008

After 6 Years, I Still Don’t Know What e-PRO is

So I just got back into the office after sitting thru a 90 minute presentation about the benefits of being ePro certified by the National Association of REALTORS.  Huh?

In 2002, I attended the NAR annual convention in New Orleans, and I sat thru the same type of presentation.  I walked out of there still not sure how the term “e-Pro” behind my name would help me be a better REALTOR.  At the time, I didn’t think much of it, I knew it was a brand new designation and way that NAR could rake in some more money.  I figured that they would work out the kinks and in time, there would be more for me to gain by becoming e-Pro certified.  However, it gave us some good jokes to crack in the office about the lunacy of this ridiculous certification that didn’t mean anything.

Fast forward to 2008.  I get an invitation to our local board of REALTORS to attend an e-Pro informational seminar and a $25 off coupon for the course.  The course is an online course that costs $395.  What?!  Almost $400 for a designation behind my name that will not make me a better REALTOR?  I still don’t get it!

Here are my Top 5 Reasons for NOT going e-Pro:

  1. $400 boils down to $80 per letter (including the hyphen) to put the designation “e-Pro” behind my name on my business card.
  2. According to today’s class, the only benefit to e-Pro is that I can be part of the “e-Pro Talk” group featured on NAR’s web site.  This group will give you tips and tricks to buying new technology toys like cameras, computers, and software programs.  Yahoo Answers does that too.
  3. Yahoo Answers is free and I can score points for answering/asking questions about what types of technology are out there and how to use them.  And, I still have $400 in my pocket and 2,307 points on my Yahoo Answers account.
  4. I still don’t understand what e-Pro does or is.
  5. The guy who taught the class what kind of a dork, just like the guy was 6 years ago in New Orleans.

July 17, 2008

Scrapblogging

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jessica Hickok @ 8:02 pm

I can now combine two of my passions…blogging and scrapbooking.  Not that I’ve done much of either lately, but I consider myself a geeky multi-tasker, so why not put them both together in the same application? The ScrapBlog site is a little cumbersome to use, but I had fun pulling together my pictures, arranging, tweaking them, using colors, background and stickers, w00t!  Ok, you’re right, I need to get out more often.

June 24, 2008

20 Internet Ways to Procrastinate Blogging (Or Working)

You can insert whatever you’d like in place of the word “blogging” in this title.  It doesn’t matter.  It’s just that I haven’t written a blog post in such a long time, that I thought I would share the 20 things that have caused the procrastination of writing a new post.

  1. Twitter. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Doesn’t matter what I’m doing, it’s all about what my friends are doing.
  2. Facebook.  Cyberstalking at it’s finest.
  3. Yahoo! Answers.  This makes me feel like I am the smartest person on Earth.  And you collect points! Ooohh!  Points!  Something to collect!
  4. Seesmic.  Video Twitter.
  5. MixWit. Make my own tapes.  I’m sure you saw that blog post.
  6. PopSugar. Highly addictive, you’ll need a bolus of insulin.
  7. Flickr. Say cheese.
  8. Like.com.  Visual shopping!
  9. Oddee.  It’s hard to look away from the train wreck.
  10. Name Generator.  In case I ever need a stripper name on the fly.
  11. Hulu. This is how I got stuck on episodes of The Office.  Give me a hotel room with free wi-fi and I’m good!
  12. FineTune. Pandora. Last.FM.  Music lovers know the sites.
  13. Bubblewrap.  Obsessive nonetheless.
  14. Brightkite. Stalker tool with pictures.
  15. YouTube. Where else can you upload Money Dance videos of your boss?
  16. Wikipedia. Always in the know.
  17. Visual Dictionary.  Because I don’t always understand all of the parts to kitchen sink plumbing.
  18. Sribd. Read other people’s crap for inspiration.
  19. UStream.tv  Voyeurism at it’s finest.
  20. Crayola Digicolor. Because sometimes, the 8 year old girl in me never goes away.

So…add your own, stumble upon a few web sites…let me know what your favs are.  Afterall, until I get past the writers block (and I’m not even a writer!), this is the closest it’s gonna get to a compelling blog post.

May 29, 2008

Mixing It Up

Filed under: Personal — Jessica Hickok @ 9:31 pm

I have found another internet addiction, it is mixin’ it up and creating my own mix tapes on MixWit.

I can’t help but bring myself back to my awesome ghetto blaster days with a dual tape deck, AM/FM stereo, and turbo bass booster. Debbie Gibson was on the boom box and Doogie Houser, M.D. on the TV. Then again, I was 9 and loved to make my own tapes to create dance/baton twirling routines to with my best friend who lived just a few houses down the street. And, yes, they were awesome and so were we!!

I’ve always been a music junkie. It’s just nice to finally keep my mix tapes in digital web streaming form. Although, I’m not giving up my beloved iPod anytime soon. But in the meantime, I will share my playlists with you. Here it is 2008, I’m still making mix tapes. Just no dance/baton routines to go with it.

May 26, 2008

Storm Brewing?

Filed under: Random Rant — Jessica Hickok @ 3:34 pm

This blog just isn’t that interesting unless there is some sort of drama going on.  Hmmm…could a storm be brewing?

April 1, 2008

Photoshop Won’t Give Me A Two Weeks Notice!

Filed under: Random Rant — Tags: , , , , , — Jessica Hickok @ 3:10 pm

Adobe CS3Lately while using Adobe Photoshop CS3, I have been having a problem saving my work.  When I would edit a photo, and click “Save As” the program would just quit unexpectedly!  So much for giving your employer two weeks notice there good ole Photoshop.  Gee thanks.  Makes me want to scream!!

Photoshop isn’t the only problem child that would quit unexpectedly.  Adobe InDesign and Flash CS3 would do it too.  It’s so frustrating when this happens, that it would most likely make a preacher cuss.

But…I have solved my issue!  There is an important framework that needs to be installed and downloaded to your machine.  In an effort to help everyone else who has this problem, I am posting the link to get this download.  It’s super easy to use.  Just click here and it will take you to it and you’ll be back up and running with all of your little employees (a.k.a. Photoshop, InDesign, Flash CS3, etc.) in line and working like they should.

Good Luck!

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